Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Apostate Apostle Malm: Pope May Die by Late August Unless Satan Heals Him




Our wild and wacky Apostle knows what will be happening to the Pope this year.  Unless of course, Satan cures him (which is exactly what he is referring to below.)

While the word Benedict is the number 666; this man is now not only very old, but very weak and there is presently a power struggle in the Vatican to replace him. He is not even able to walk about now and uses a kind of wheeled platform. I do tend to think that he will soon die and be replaced. If the abomination is to be set up in Sep of this year: this man will likely die in mid to late Aug. Of course I do leave it open that this man could be miraculously healed by his master, but it does look like he will not be the final pope. James


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"By His Horns are ye healed???"

Boy that's a new one!

Louis Cee Fer

Anonymous said...

So the Pope MAY die BY late August because he is so sick. UNLESS his master, Satan, decides to heal him. Which would NOT SURPRISE Malm. Therefore he MAY NOT be the last pope.

That's a mighty fine example of covering your bases whilst pronouncing your "insight".

Anonymous said...

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Yes, the dark lord of the Sith is so powerful, and with such a knowledge of the dark side that he can even keep the ones he cares about from dying. But it is not possible to learn these powers from a Jedi...

Anonymous said...

I'd like to note that unless my siblings or I have children, the family name may not be carried on. Unless we have daughters, in which case the family name may or may not be carried on for an undetermined amount of time. The family name may also be carried on by adoption, depending upon what is considered "carrying on the the family name".

Anonymous said...

Sweet Jesus! Not even St. Malachy said this pope would be the final pope. He and other Catholic prophecies have said that the NEXT pope will be the final pope, and have even gone so far as to prophesy that he will flee the Vatican over the bodies of his dead priests. But since when did the likes of this man begin putting stock in Catholic prophecies anyway?

But oh, my, I prophesy, this pope will die, in mid-July, but if he lives I did not lie!

No, it just means he was HEALED! That's it! But not by god, that just doesn't seem right...let's see, who else could it be? SATAN? If the pope lives past September, this is proof that he was healed! And furthermore, it is proof he was healed by SATAN!

Why do these guys persist in pulling crap like this out of their ass? Just another tarot card player who has learned to hedge his bets.

NKC said...

With stones in my pocket I shall wait on the pronouncement of the newest apostle. If or when the pronouncement comes not, the stones shall be clinched fast into my hands.

NKC Stone'er.

Mish-Mash said...

In case Malm didn't notice, the Pope just went to Mexico and Cuba. He was walking all over the place on his own. The wheeled platform he refers to was used by the previous Pope John Paul II. Now I'm sure Joey Ratzinger might take a spin around St. Peters on the platform occaisionally, who wouldn't that's a pretty neat toy.

Say what you will, the current pope looks an aweful lot like Ian McDurmod, the Galactic Emporer, but (check out the link on the bottom of this comment) I think he's just a pompous old man enjoying the attention until he croaks. Better luck next time fellas !
http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/21/pope-benedict-xvi/

Anonymous said...

Apostle Malm may die by Late August unless his doctors heal him.

Anonymous said...

I think some misunderstand what Malm is saying. He is not counting the number of popes; instead he has a different goal in mind.

Malm claims that Jesus will return on the last DUB, spend 45 days partying, and then set up his kingdom 45 days after his return either on or before Pentecost. (Don't ask me where he got this idea.)

If the last DUB is on a Sunday, there are 49 days until Pentecost. But if it is on a Saturday, there are only 43 days until Pentecost, not enough time to fit Malm's timeline. So there are some years that Jesus could return and other years that he could not.

Looking ahead, the year 2016 has Malm's blessing; there are 45 days between the last DUB and Pentecost. However, Malm says the next "several" years after 2016 have too few days so for this reason Malm is putting all his hopes on 2016.

If Jesus is to return in the spring of 2016, then the great tribulation has to begin three and a half years earlier, namely in the fall of 2012. (Malm could tell you the exact day it has to begin.)

Malm believes that the Beast will be the then-current pope. He has said that Pope Benedict could be the Beast but he doesn't think so because he expects the Beast to start working miracles as soon as he is installed in office. (Benedict, you may have noticed, has been dawdling in the miracles department.)

So, in order for Christ to return in 2016, either Benedict will have to start performing miracles by late summer or he will have to die and be replaced by a successor who will immediately start working miracles.

The alternative, too horrible to contemplate, is that Jesus won't return until about 2020 or later.

So Malm is not counting the number of popes. He is just fervently praying for a pope, any pope, to start working miracles around August. If fact, it would fit his needs if Benedict were to die right now and be replaced by a pope who died in late summer (like the short-lived John Paul I) to be replaced by the miracle working pope.

Malm may talk about "the zealous" who hang on his every word but deep in his heart he probably realizes that if the tribulation doesn't start soon (that is, "soon" as in "this year"), his followers will take their itching ears elsewhere.

Stephen

Anonymous said...

Malm may talk about "the zealous" who hang on his every word but deep in his heart he probably realizes that if the tribulation doesn't start soon (that is, "soon" as in "this year"), his followers will take their itching ears elsewhere.

Gentlemen, place your bets. It is time to put your money where someone else's mouth is to win big prizes.

It's gambling. It's a lottery. It's an addiction. Everyone wants a big payoff.

And if it doesn't happen real soon now, it's off to the next casino.

Anonymous said...

So...

Malm is saying that the Pope will die, except that the Pope might not die.

Will the Malmpostle ever cease to amaze and astound people with such prophecies!?

(I think, "NO! He's just getting warmed up!")

His proclamations almost as stupid as the proclamations spewed by the endless parade of jerkwad preachers on Daystar, TBN, and God-TV.

Norm

Anonymous said...

No one really knows how many followers Malm really has. It's one thing to read an blog and agree with it. It's entirely another to follow through with everything Malm preaches. According to Malm, you might have free will, but no time left to exercise it, since appeasing the wrath of the sky god requires nothing less. For their sake, I hope they number in the single or double digits.

Byker Bob said...

What's wrong with the Pope? It's only Armstrongite guessology that causes these yahoos to tar and feather them. Personally, I especially thought that John Paul II was not only very cool and personable, but he also frequently exhibited some very Christ-like attributes.

Also, these gentlemen are never harsh, egotistical, or authoritarian as were the leaders of Armstrongism. The Popes of my own lifetime have generally been very humble and self-effacing as they perform their duties. They also know how to exercise leadership by setting tones and examples rather than insisting that they have absolute authority.

IMO, ACOG leaders could learn much from them!

BB