Sunday, March 12, 2017

Dave Pack: The Second Coming of the Sprout Will Be In Wadsworth

All hail The Sprout



Dave Pack is the gift that keeps on giving.

In the first go-around, Jesus came to earth as a baby.  When Dave's "jesus" returns to Wadsworth he is coming as  "The Sprout."

Dave says this is the most inspiring thing you can know......

Did you ever notice that “the man” whose name is the Branch grows up? He doesn’t come as a baby again. So, that’s I guess important to know. He’s a Sprout. He starts out as a man, whose name is “the Sprout.” Not a baby, He’s a man. If He’s not a man, why are we allowed to believe that? I’m trying to just say it in ways…This is incredibly inspiring. The little group that takes the Kingdom, you’re going to have complete access to Jesus Christ…Day 1. You’re ever with the Lord…foreveryou’re with the Lord, and when He changes and becomes resplendent in glory, we do, too, and we’re still with Him.
His Kingdom never ends. There is this period of world punishment, before it goes on to 1,000 years, and then the Great White Throne and whatever happens after that. But when David comes up, he rules forever and ever, and never stops. We stand down. I can show you some interesting verses in the Old Testament…

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

How long will it be until Dave reveals that he is the Sprout, the returned Jesus, whose followers are invited to join him in a pillar of fire? We could be on the verge of another Waco/Branch Davidian tragedy here.

The Painful Truth said...

2 Timothy 4:3 (KJV)
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

Sounds like Pack's crew.

Sweetblood777 said...

This guy is getting madder by the day. The only sprout that I know is the one sticking out of his ass. Thus far, it looks like a carrot.

Byker Bob said...

The only sprout Dave and his hangers on will ever know is actually native to Brussels.

BB

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but that's what happens to your garden when it's not cultivated properly.

The sprout is just the very start of the weed patch there in Wadsworth -- suggest Spectracide or Roundup (although given Davy's background in the healthfood industry, maybe there's something 'natural' out there like paliperidone palmitate).

A man of words,
And not of deeds,
Is like a garden,
Full of weeds....

Unknown said...

I think that Dave Pack needs a good spraying of ROUND UP!

Anonymous said...

Welcome to North Korea annex.

Byker Bob said...

More like North Diarrhea of the Mouth!

He's forgotten one of the bases for judgment, for sure!

BB