Monday, February 17, 2014

Eric King: We Have Friends In High Places In California Therefore We Will Pray For Rain



E. W. King says:
Our God can do as He pleases. California has been punished for all of its sodomy and illegal activity. In God’s mercy we have strong friends of COGSR in California. We have decided to ask God to bring late rain to California.-

Isn't California blessed to have Eric King on its side!

Between him and Bob Thiel praying their prayers we are guaranteed to get rain!  However, most churches I know are praying the same thing.  Unlike Bob and Eric, if it does rain, they will not claim credit for the rain.  They will instead thank God for the rain.

If it does not rain in the next month or so, then Bob and Eric will start spouting that their god is angry and is punishing the state of California.  That COG mantra is tired and worn out.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

The Offical Church of God Bobble-Head






Bob Thiel has his latest "sermon" out whining about Mardi Gras and Carnaval, two events that the majority of the United States and the rest of the world don't worry too much about.  Only Armstrongism, Fred Phelps and a few crazy evangelical groups seem to get into a tizzy about these two events.

Bob starts out immediately with his jerky body motions.  With his black shirt, black necktie, black sweater, black jacket and black chair he ends up looking like a bobble-head bouncing around. Learn some fashion techniques if you are going to present yourself as God's greatest gift to the Mayan's and the Church of God.